Whatever Happened to Honey Boo Boo and Her Family

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which has its season premiere Wednesday night, is the kind of evidence that—though its stars are American-born and -raised and are, in fact, speaking English language—requires subtitles for viewers to have any clue what, for the beloved of KFC, they are maxim. Of course, the subtitles only do so much, as a big portion of their country-fried vocabulary is fabricated upwardly. Ambrosial, yes. Hilarious, yes. Surprisingly inventive, yes, fifty-fifty. Merely fabricated upwardly still.

(Information technology'south non every 24-hour interval that the phrase "vajiggle jaggle" is used in casual conversation.)

Baffled as nosotros may be by the talk, we obviously dear it. Alana "Beloved Boo Boo" Thompson, mother Mama June, dad Sugar Bear, and the rest of the Thompson breed are creatures equally popular as they are fascinating and entertaining—a 2012 episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo outdrew coverage of that night'south Republican National Convention ... by double the viewers.

So equally we gear up for yet another season of the testify that began as a look at an aspiring young pageant queen and now chronicles the life of the royal family of cablevision reality TV (you better redneckonize!), here's a helpful guide to their mystifying vocabulary:

barn (n.): Another word for the female torso, as in, "Granted I ain't the most beautimous out the box [run across below], but a little paint on this barn, shine information technology back to its original condition. Cause information technology shines up similar it's brand new."

Bam Bam look (n.): Walking around in public without shoes, equally mayhap Bam Bam would in an episode of The Flintstones. Or as possibly Dearest Boo Boo would at a local grocery store or gas station.

beautimous (adj.): A synonym for pretty that combines the meanings of "beautiful" and "classy," as in, "all that vajiggle jaggle [see below…or just use your imagination] is not beautimous."

breakfast of champions (north.): Cheese assurance.

big fenagly words (northward.): Anything longer than 4 letters.

biscuit (n.): Well ... it's a vagina. "It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit."

biscuit express (n.): The birth canal, according to Honey Boo Boo. "Baby Katilyn arrived on the Beige Express!" she exclaimed later on becoming an aunt.

bisketi (due north.): A gourmet dish that'southward a favorite of the Thompson family. It is spaghetti tossed with ketchup. Who needs Ragu?

craven-asset ability (north.): Honey Boo Boo's fueled, derived from her lucky meal earlier beauty pageants.

cup-a-fart (due north.): A secret move used by Alana when wrestling with her sisters. Shall I let her explicate it? "You lot fart in your manus and throw it at your enemy'southward face up."

Elvis (n.): A Christmas elf, equally misinterpreted by Alana, who in one episode mistakes, "Elvis helps Santa Claus make toys."

forklift foot (n.): An unenviable (and unofficial) medical condition. I time while at work, Mama June had a forklift run over her toe. Her human foot, therefore, is at present swollen and mangled and gross. Information technology is a "forklift human foot."

frito feet (n.): Yet another unenviable (and unofficial) condition, it's a description of the foul odor that can come up from someone'southward sweaty anxiety—mayhap after walking around with the "Bam Bam await."

Glitzy (n.): Honey Boo Boo's sus scrofa, a male, whom she tells, "Nosotros're going to make you lot a pageant gay pig." Why? Because as Miss Boo Boo says with almost shocking eloquence and acceptance about her gay Uncle Poodle, "Everyone'due south a little chip gay."

get-get juice (n.): A terrifying cocktail of Mount Dew and Carmine Bull that Dearest Boo Boo drinks before pageants.

Guess Whose Breath? (north.): A game, the rules of which are adequately obvious, that you should never ever play.

high-six (5.): How someone "high-fives" newborn Babe Kaitlyn, who has six fingers on one of her hands, as she was born with an actress pollex. But the family doesn't expect down on this abnormality. "I wish I had an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls," quipped a jealous Alana.

local department store (n.): The Wilkinson County dump (junkyard), most where the Thompsons live.

oohed (v.): Refers to when someone had a bowel move, because pronouncing the "p" in forepart of the "oohed" is patently too difficult.

pageant scissure (n.): The carbohydrate processed Pixy Stix, a favorite of Alana'south, who downs a few before pageants for free energy.

poop in a can (n.): What Love Boo Boo calls a spray tan.

redneck air conditioner (n.): A towel soaked in common cold water that you wrap effectually your head in hot weather to keep y'all cool.

Redneck Games (north.): A tournament that really exists, the Redneck Games, as described by Mama June, "is a lot like the Olympics merely with a lot of missing teeth and barrel cracks showing."

redneckonize (v.): A demand; a global plea; a guiding philosophy; a way of life. Information technology's used to command someone to pay proper attention to or give the proper respect to something, particularly when that something has to do with the Thompson family unit.

seximous (adj.): Sexy and classy, equally in how Mama June plans to look after she loses weight. "People won't be callin' me Jahada the Hut, or whatever, Jah, or whatever, Jahooda, whatever. They're gonna be callin' me seximous mama, baby."

smexy (adj.): Used by Mama June to draw what Saccharide Bear looks like dressed in a Santa Claus costume.

vajiggle jaggle (n.): Unflattering rolls that announced in the lower gut of a woman, particularly if she is overweight and wearing unflatteringly skimpy clothing. And because it bears repeating: "All that vajjiggle jaggle is not beautimous. You don't see my shit hanging out ... not my 3 bellies."

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Source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/here-comes-honey-boo-boo-a-glossary

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